Saturday Night's Drunken Dreams

The Best and the Worst of the US Open

whateverrrrr — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:43:46 +0000

Both occurred at the semi-final stage, both left their opponents dumbstruck. Entertainment at its finest?

A brilliant in-between the legs shot by Federer that flies past Djokovic as a winner.

A shameless profanity-laced tantrum by Serena Williams, threatening to shove the ball down the throat of a helpless line judge, not to mention kill her.

JGT

Michael Jackson is Alive…

whateverrrrr — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 03:17:25 +0000

…in our hearts at least. Here’s the official trailer for the MJ “This Is It” movie. Those who weren’t born during his time will get a chance to experience his music, even if it’s only on the big screen. Film will be out October 28th, worldwide. For 2 weeks only! Watch out!

KJL

Fierce!

whateverrrrr — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:14:59 +0000

The new and improved Janina San Miguel, very fierce and confidence!

Excellent delivery and timing!

AND

Poor Doggie

whateverrrrr — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:14:28 +0000

ACR

Another New Moon Trailer

whateverrrrr — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 02:04:06 +0000

This is the best ever!!! I can’t wait!! 69 more days!

KJL

Baby Vlog

whateverrrrr — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:42:49 +0000

ACR

Isn’t she cute? At a young age of 2 years old, she can already manage to pose and make her own vlog.

I’m proud to say I’m her cousin.

talk about nasty!

whateverrrrr — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 14:01:30 +0000

The fact that I always pass through EDSA, I always see this sign. Are they that thrifty not to place correct punctuation marks?

People, we have a new perspective in life!!! Keep flushing. A warning to inconsiderate people who don’t flush their poop, specially on public toilets!!!

Two ways to react: laugh or even get pissed. Betterlate than never.

Pork and Spoon. Pork and beans. Maybe there’s a pork inside. Good thing it’s not PORK and SFOON.

Really. When can we learn to follow signs and respect other’s request. When people say, “No PArking on Driveway” cars would flock in front of the gate. A ”Bawal umihi dito” sign on a wallwould smell like hundreds of people have pee there. You would see humongous pile of garbage on a vacant lot with a “Bawal magtapon ng basura dito”. It may seem funny at times, but these things only show how hard it is for us to follow even just the simple rules we have.

Bei09

sarcastic juan

whateverrrrr — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 11:51:45 +0000

This was a real story from my dad. But we’ll call his friend Juan, instead of using his real name.

Teacher: Okay class, we’re going to study about the kinds of sentences. Juan, give me a declarative sentence.

Juan: Ma’am, the carabao is flying.

Teacher: Very good Juan, but give me another declarative sentence.

Juan: Ma’am, another carabao is flying.

Wahahaha. What a creative Juan. At least he’s correct. hahaha

Bei09

Gross

whateverrrrr — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 08:22:43 +0000

ACR

I happen to come across these pictures on the internet. Eventually, they reminded me of different Filipino sayings which in these cases reflect a literal meaning.

Madumi ang utak.

Bukas palad, or should I say, bukas ang daliri?

Takaw mata.

Pick Up Line No More

whateverrrrr — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:33:46 +0000

ACR

Guy asks girl: Chocolate ka ba?

Girl thinks guy is flirting with him: Bakit? Kasi Sweet ako?

Guy bravely tells the girl: Hindi! kasi negra ka!

HAHAHA

For sure, guys who’d use this line will end up being slapped.